SCOOTER LIBBY'S INTERSPECIES ROMANCE

It turns out that Lewis "Scooter" Libby wrote a novel in 1996 that contains scenes that might not be compatible with Republican family values. Get a load of a few sentences:

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.

(...)

He asked if they should fuck the deer.

This is almost as good as the leering sex scene in Bill "Falafel"O'Reilly's novel (the stentorian audio version was a hilarious staple on the early days of the Al Franken show). Nothing more entertaining than a self righteous hypocrite shown the light of day.